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Bong-squatting

The action of filling yourself a bowl of ganja and then not taking a hit immediately after.

Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.
Hey Joel you shit pigeon stop bong-squatting
by Dsig Dinesh August 18, 2025
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Squat Cobbler

Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying
He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.
by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016
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Squat Toilet

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.
I just learned how to use a squat toilet!
by Dongnugget December 24, 2020
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Squat

squat
noun
A small group of females with a common goal typically of bad intent.
"That squat is going to go get drunk and whore around"

synonyms: group, gang, band, body, crew, team, mob, crowd, outfit, force
"Those s"

synonyms: detachment, detail, platoon, battery, troop, patrol, squadron, cadre, commando
The squat in congress has four American hating members
by REOCON July 17, 2019
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squat cobbler

As featured on "Better Call Saul", Season 2, episode 2, "Cobbler", the act of sitting bare assed in a cream pie and wiggling your butt around in it. Considered a sexual fetish by some.
Erik was paid $500 for each video he made of him performing a squat cobbler. Chocolate cream was said to be the favorite.
by BootyToSpare August 22, 2016
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Squat

Movement created by slavs a group of russian peoples that its used in teabag and sitting its a position stable that recovers energy you need to put your entire feet in the ground keep the knees at the same position of the chest or above
Theres no chair...Guess ill just squat
by That guy with MP7 December 3, 2018
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Squatted

The term used to describe when Games Workshop stops producing or ending support of a specific line or army. The term gets its name from the Squats, the first faction from Warhammer 40k to get squatted.
"Did you here? GW said the Nid's might be getting squatted."
"Oh shit, that sucks."
"Yeah, but at least we're getting five more Primaris Lieutenants."
by Beans4Every1 January 23, 2021
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