sphingtermeter

a unit of measurement, for measuring small annoying things.

Dam! I missed that shot by a sphingtermeter!

by crack whore July 17, 2007

sphinctercough

to talk like an asshole. to spew out shit no one else wants to hear. usually these stories start out with a long annoying "DUUUUUUUDES". which automatically throws you in to a rage that wants to make you kill the first person that crosses.

Brantley's sphinctercough made matt choke an innocent woman on the street. which finally ended with a .50 cal to the head to stop the giant.

by Michael Detwiler March 9, 2008

Sphinx Kitty

Shaved Vagina; hairless cooch

I could pet that sphinx kitty all day.

by The_New_Moses June 29, 2009

sphephelo

Fuckboy (period).

Don't date a sphephelo

by Blvse god August 17, 2017

The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The majestic creature that some would call the greatest quarterback of all time, but we all know that ain't the case. However, he may just be the greatest runningback of all time.

The Uncoordinated Sphinx caught a touchdown pass from The Lampost. He truely is the GOAT runningback.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017

sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003

Sphips

Sphincter Lips

I wiped my ass too hard this morning, and now I have bleeding sphips.

by DcTurner October 26, 2003