Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.

Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.

by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025

Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.

Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.

by FPSJakob January 21, 2011

Spanish Inquisition

A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

by Road Warrior+Manny February 8, 2020

spanish coast

Not where you want to go swimming.
Now contaminated by a ship that is predicted to leak oil for 50 years.

"My Villa on the Spanish Coast is worthless now that the beach is full of oil."

by Diego August 29, 2003

English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Spanish

Como te llamas I'ma' put my dick in yo mama's

You: Hello, Spanish!
Rando: Yo, we just met, why would you say something like that!
You: ; )

by TeacherAtOxford April 6, 2022