safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.

by Falken January 17, 2003

Safe

can be used as a greeting or as a thankyou

Safe man: hello man or Safe dude: thanks dude

by XSqueekX February 3, 2007

Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.

Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.

by Agent00abe April 21, 2008

safe shit

When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.

Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.

by dl luvin October 6, 2011

Safe space

a place where no fun is allowed and people that get offended by the wind usually hang out

Jared is always on his safe space because he thinks the sun is oppressing him because it shows he is ugly

by BeefyCC September 1, 2018

safe man

A man who one can have no strings attached sex with because he is drug and disease free, not interested in commitments and is a great lover.

Jane was married but unhappy with her boring sex life so she is looking for a safe man to bang her.

by justin paris July 1, 2008

Club Safeway

The Safeway supermarket on Market & Church streets in San Francisco, near the Castro district. The food shopping venue of choice for many fashionable young men. Bring your best threads and cutest French Bulldog!

Broseph: Dude I was at Club Safeway just trying to shop when I got the hairy eyeball from all these guys!
Brohammed: What section were you in?
Broseph: Produce, I was buying bananas
Brohammed: Well no wonder! At least you weren't peeling cucumbers!

by JambaJews December 29, 2009