happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".

If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.

by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005

dutch slap

A combination of a "dutch oven" and "bitch slap", wherein one releases flatulence into his or her own hand and proceeds to "bitch slap" an opponent. The smell is horrendous.

I dutch slapped your wife this morning.

by The Lone Appendage June 12, 2009

Bulgarian Slap

I have never heard of this term, but the definition that the other dude gave is totally and utterly wrong. 1st Bulgaria was under Ottoman rule during the 1700s and they had rebellions on their mind and not how to slap each other w/ their "wangs". 2nd, Bulgaria NEVER had dukes. The nobility is called in a very different way.

I don't know what that other dude was on when he wrote what Bulgarian Slap is but that's wrong...

by Georgi Evtimov March 4, 2007

Eel Slap

Waiting for the perfect moment before you climax, then dick slapping her in the face. If ones right it leaves behind a trail of slime like slapping someone with a eel.

Person 1: I fucking my girl and I was like "hold on babe I amount to cum." I pulled out and did an eel slap on her face.

by YabingYang November 28, 2016

shapshack

to yell or scream, to give a jeer, dis, or evil-eye or stink-eye, someone that you have a beef with.

always the behavior is displayed by an unstable and wounded person. Usually this action is expressed by an adult with an immature personality.

Jenny: Hey! Guess what just happened?...I had a shapshack!
Lynnette: what?
Jenny: I just got shapshacked!
Lynnette: what? really?!! Another Shapshack!
Jenny: Yeah! she just gave me the stink-eye!
Lynnette: Yuck! She needs to get over it!
Jenny: Let it go. Shapshacks will happen.
Lynette: that bitch at the front desk gave me a shapshack yesterday.

by the T of the Ron July 29, 2007

slap adapter

an adapter to play music from an external device (usually ipod) in your car

yo man do you have a slap adapter so i can bump some of my music from my ipod

by balling123 March 28, 2009

slap my parrot

any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.

john: hey ali how about you come over and slap my parrot.

ali: okay !

by k muula April 10, 2009