Simone

A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.

Guy 1: Guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Simone fucked me last night!
Guy 2 passes out

by Some dumb fuck February 8, 2017

Simon

The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!

Jesus christ, that was one hell of a simon, it fully made me intestines laugh!!!!

by Semaj enolo November 24, 2009

simone

she might seem nice at first you can try and be friends with her but never best friends now other Simones might be nice but this simone that i am talking about is such a bitch everyday after school she would make me cry once she did something horrible and i know it was her but she denied it but everyone knows she did it she made me suicidal and says that i did that to myself which i didn't

me: Simone leave me alone
Simone: Don't be a baby bitch

by jack jake jack jake June 3, 2018

Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S sucks at overwatch

by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018

Pascha-Simone

Flamboyant and beautiful. You'll be lost without your Pascha-Simone. She is one of the best people you'll meet and be friends with. The empty feeling in your life?... Is because you don't have a Pascha-Simone.

Unique down to the last gorgeous molecule! I heart her!

Tank Girl + The Godfather + Hip Hop= Pascha-Simone

by Kinpop23 February 4, 2010

simon

A retarded kid who does very stupid stuff all the time. He is short and usually gets female attention but as he is so retarded he goes for ones that live in other countries. When first meeting Simon people instantly know he is special with autism, down syndrome or something else. Simon also thinks he is good at Counter-Strike but plays for himself, does not help teammates and also does not take any criticism.

Mate, you kicked the glass door and now its smashed everywhere. You Simon now or something?

by HamstersRevenge November 4, 2018

Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.

Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.

by plop central November 9, 2018