Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek
Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.
by 5 big guys May 24, 2024
Get the Shrek Clapmug. 
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by Dumb Cooper April 26, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist
The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.
The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.
Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me?
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!
by hit that mf yeet July 15, 2018
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Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025
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Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.
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Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
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by Theshrexualizer May 18, 2022
Get the Shrekmug.