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Shrek

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit 🐄
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Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP
by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020
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Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.
Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023
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shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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shrek

shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are
by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019
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Shrek

Shrek our God and Saviour
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Shrek

Hot ass sexy. Green. Makes straight boys horny at times. Is an ogre.
Shrek is the best movie
by Shrek2fuckinsexy March 4, 2020
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