Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

shrek

a god

shrek is a od

by cowabuna October 27, 2020

Shrek donkey

The hype for him is unreal

He is all india Shrek donkey president

President Shrek donkey

by Donkey president March 29, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is god, you must pray to him each night and watch his delicious memes

Ava - Did you pray to shrek last night?
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop

by Shrekislife123 November 19, 2019

shrek

a old sexy ogre that is sexy asf

girl: eeewww ur a shrek
man: oh gaaawddaamm come here shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

Shrek

A feeling of hope and love

Im feeling really shrek today

by Shreklover 8=D October 11, 2021

Shrek

If you searched this you are the most funniest popular kid ever SIKKKKE sorry but you are really mean annoying and kind dumb but that’s ok cause when your lonely you got shrek

You are shrek like fr

by Dumb Cooper April 26, 2021