Agressive shopping

When you switch tags on clothes you buy so you can get them for a cheeper price

Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping

by Pimp Nutz March 19, 2011

Cash shop

A shop where I buy money with money at a discounted rate.

I cannot find the cash shop and or the money shop at the mall. I have to keep wondering around indefinitely not spending any money until some system does a donation calculation.

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 30, 2023

Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

by G Ninja October 16, 2019

Shopping Season

A time when sexual predators search for young women and men to pimp out. Usually in the months of October and November, girls and boys are drugged at parties and recorded doing sexual acts in order to be blackmailed.

Pimp 1: Aye playas where they hoes at?
Pimp 2: lets hit this party, it’s shopping season. I’m sure we’ll find some new hoes.

by Sleepwoke21 November 2, 2019

worcestershire shop

A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.

What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.

Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!

by smallest bird November 4, 2021

Thumbnail Shopping

Online shopping with no intention of buying anything. Just admiring the product in the thumbnail, maybe looking at a few color options, and then scrolling by. Often done by college students who can't afford new stuff but can afford to ignore their professor for a little while.

Erin always sits in the back of her lectures so she can go thumbnail shopping when she gets bored with organic chemistry.

by Old Toby November 7, 2021