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sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.
Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.
by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023
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two sheep

for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep
by sky high March 10, 2009
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Stale Sheep

Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.
1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.
by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010
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Reecey Sheep

The coolest sheep of them all. The king of sheep.
Boring sheep 1: Man i wish i was Reecey Sheep!

Boring sheep 2: Same dude, he's uber cool.
by Bunny1594 November 23, 2010
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cranky sheep

insomniac, unable to catch any ZZZZZZs
my best friend's girl friend is a cranky sheep, 'cause she can't get no sleep
by cfmsp June 30, 2011
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Will Seipp

A complete prince charming, Will Seipp is a boy that can give any girl the shirt off his back just to make her feel all bubbly. He's is the kind of person you are lucky to know, and if you really are fortunate, lucky to spend countless hours with. Somehow he makes time go by slower but the seconds never lose their intensity.Will Seipp will hold you, kiss your forehead,cheek, lips and not once make you feel vunerable or scared. Every moment, whether awake or unconcious is a gift.
I'm dating Will Seipp, and I couldn't be any luckier.
by I'mJustAGirl October 10, 2011
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Sneaky Sheep

A crafty welshman who never pays for a round of drinks
"I went out with Christopher last night, he didn't get a round in for the lads. He's such a Sneaky Sheep"
by Neo Kraiden August 10, 2016
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