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self-viceolation

The process of spending your entire quarantine drinking, smoking, sexing, gaming, and indulging in any other form of gluttony you choose.
While practicing self-isolation, Tim decided to engage in a little self-viceolation and get whiskey drunk at 8am. Be like Tim.
by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 9, 2020
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self-scare

To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.
When you forget to practice self-care, you'll self-scare.
by Mama Martha June 28, 2019
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Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.
"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.
by gamesmanner January 9, 2021
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Self extinction

A process in witch an individual proceeds on a hastily path to his own Death by his love for another individual.
That individual is on a path to their self extinction.
by Selsoiso May 2, 2021
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Self-dis

The act of offending oneself in order to create humour, first invented in 2013 by Mr. Penfold
Mate 1: Hey you know who's a dick?

Mate 2: Me!!!!

Mate 1: Haha, great self-dis!
by WillPenfold April 18, 2014
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self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice
Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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self advertise

when a selfish person uses a platform to promote themselves
Jack: How do I get chicks on tinder?
Bob: Self advertise bro.
by bumsackbob June 5, 2016
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