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Self Defecating

As opposed to: self-dep·re·cat·ing/ˈˌself ˈdeprəˌkādiNG/ behaviour which intentionally diminishes ones potential performance this condition allows for full-on self-destructive annihilation.
So yeah, Jan 6 was a national tragedy; what's even worse is the sworn, self defecating testimony of the far right groups that participated in it.
by YAWA November 6, 2022
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Self-sexual

Adjective; a person who is self-sexual is someone sexually attracted to oneself. Can be considered a sexuality, such as heterosexuality or homosexuality. This may entail flirting with oneself in the mirror or being turned on by naked pictures of oneself.

This also stems to plots of hentai or other porn, in which a person may clone oneself or encounter oneself from another dimension, and then engage in sexual intercourse with oneself. This is often considered homosexual or incest sexual, or a form of masturbation.
That girl is so self-sexual, she would have sex with herself if she could!
by DeusVult Infidels June 30, 2018
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self-fuckery

the act of fucking oneself, be it a clone or masturbation
By massive luck, Tom perfected his cloning device, making true self-fuckery be possible.
by Naphrym July 19, 2014
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self-evident

not needing to be demonstrated or explained
man: Whats 2 + 2?
other man: Well that's self-evident.
by Danwel February 7, 2018
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Self-cremate

1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation
"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."
by eat.crayon April 30, 2020
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monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
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Self-frisk

1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).

2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!

Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?

Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?

Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
by SirSpen February 19, 2011
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