self advertise

when a selfish person uses a platform to promote themselves
Jack: How do I get chicks on tinder?
Bob: Self advertise bro.
by bumsackbob April 19, 2016
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self remittance

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.
Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.
by jeff phillis August 08, 2020
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Self loader

A guy that secretly nuts in the palm of his hand and eats it.
I think Ian is a self loader. His breath always smells like cum.
by English prostitute April 03, 2022
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Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.
"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.
by gamesmanner January 10, 2021
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Self Torture

The act of harming one's self in a purposefull manner.
Homie:*Opens Warzone#
JDC: That squigga tryna torture theyself!

Self Torture in this example is where Ty is an idiot and is harming his mental health buy being addicted to Call Of Duty: Warzone.
by BlockLegend July 03, 2021
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Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation
Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think
by 11.ask July 17, 2018
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Suture self

What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.
"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
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