September 1

today is national ask to touch a boys fingernail day

Ayden: hi wats up
Charlotte: Can I touch your fingernail
Ayden: what?
Charlotte: its September 1

by suck ma toes November 6, 2019

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14 september

14 september is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born (20+cm) It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on September 14!

Hell yee thats a big cock, 14 september? am i right?

by HellyeVictor December 2, 2019

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September 28th

The anniversary date between Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson.

Many activities surrounding Larry stylinson occur on September 28th

by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

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September 27

National tell your mom that she’s a bitch day!

Hey mom you such a bitch!!! love u ;) september 27

by King Jacob The Third October 17, 2020

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The hottest and most smartest humans were born. They're also the most flirty people in the world. They maybe depressed or holding on a fucking thread but they still remain unbothered by it lmao. They are the baddest bitches, they are the alphas. They will sure assert their dominance on every chance they get but deep inside they're just a softie little bitch. Overall, people who are born on September 19 definitely have a god-complex.

1. "How can you be so calm about this? You're already 3 months passed the deadline and still have a 100 pending homeworks to do??" It's because I was born on September 19.

2. "How can you be so cute yet so hot at the same time?? The duality oml" Again, it's because I was born on SEPTEMBER 19.

3. "Omg you're so-" YES I GET IT I'M PERFECT, I'M HOT, I'M A GOD, I ALREADY KNOW THAT CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE???? Jeez so annoying.

/j /nm

by 4thgenleaders July 30, 2021

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