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Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 4, 2020
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Clit Screw

When a girl uses her clit to fuck a dudes dick.
Instead of sounding me, she clit screwed me!
by Tippletoppletapple April 1, 2021
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Screw

“I really screwed up when I lied to my parents guys.”
by EpicsGirl9087 October 26, 2018
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Screw Voyage

The perfect drink for any girl who has been screwed over by a guy. It consists of Godiva liquor, amaretto, whipped vodka blended together with ice cream and topped with whipped cream and a cherry, of course. The perfect break up beverage.
Were you just dumped?

Yeah but it's okay, I'm on a screw voyage.
by sparklesthroughdiamonds January 7, 2013
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Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones
Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020
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Screw

The word screw or screwing is used to describe sexual intercourse
“I was sweating after Emma and I screwed last night
by Sexyduck_28 July 23, 2018
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iranian screw

When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it
Im about to inflict the iranian screw
by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019
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