welfare sandwich

A sandwich with one slice of meat and or cheese and one condiment typically on standard white bread

Man my wife packed me a welfare sandwich again one slice of raggedy assed ham

by Mr.j131 July 18, 2018

sandwich roach

noun. The very tip of a sandwich which is typically less than 1 inch long, remaining after an enthusiastic meal in which you savor the very last bite of the sandwich
-derived from the other slang term for a 'roach' or the burned away end of joint

Man 1: Oh godd, this sandwich is dank!
Man 2: Hey, dude could i have that last bite?
Man 1: No, i aint sharing my sandwich roach!

by uber1ord December 11, 2007

sand sandwich

a fucking amazing sandwich that not even gordon ramsay has masterd only the best of the best can make it

Jack: yoooo that sand sandwich was fucking grate

by jaxolantern March 9, 2018

Sandwich Spread

Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.

Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.

Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Brazilian Sandwich

When a guy shits in a girls cooch, fucks it, and then eats it out afterwards.

Damn! I want to Brazilian Sandwich Aubrey Mallory!

by brazilian sandwich October 10, 2019

Sandwich Shot

when a sub is turned into a deadly weapon by being thrown at the trashcan by a drunk person.

Drunk Person:"Oh shit!"
Munchie:"What the fuck was that?"
ChipZ:"A sandwich Shot man, calmdown."

by ChipZNMunchMunch March 14, 2009

century sandwich

Having sex with two fifty year old women, therefore making the combined age of the people you're having sex with 100.

Boy, I could go for a nice juicy century sandwich right now.

by Art Vanderlat July 22, 2008