This savage motherfucker is roasting everything and everyone, you'll never get a break of being roasted.
He is a real meme god
He is a real meme god
I am so Samuel
by Saile23 December 21, 2018

on the outside hes a big quirky caring teddy bear. but on the inside, hes this hellraised demon who will do anything to make your day the worst day of your life!
person 1: that guy seems like a real samuel.
person 2: it says in the book of everything; that you should stay atleast 10 feet away from samuel to live a happy and fulfilling life
person 2: it says in the book of everything; that you should stay atleast 10 feet away from samuel to live a happy and fulfilling life
by traktai April 21, 2019

The guy with the biggest dick of the world he is a future millionaire and he has 100 girlfriends he also fucks your wife
(And Andreas)
(And Andreas)
by Samu nigga November 22, 2021

Sammy is short for Samuele (Italian). He is an awesome friend and is really sweet. His hair is unbelievably soft and curly. He will always be there for you even on his bad days. He is a bundle of nonstop energy but when he is tired, he can sleep anywhere.
by FlowerPower200118 November 13, 2021

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.
by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

Samuel
Noun (UK Slang)
A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.
Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
Did you know?
Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.
Noun (UK Slang)
A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.
Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
Did you know?
Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.
After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.
by YourLondon June 22, 2023

Name meaning for Samuel: *"Heard by God"
Such a caring man who loves his wife and children. Owns a small business, loves the outdoors, reads his Bible with depth, and is very kind loving and ambitious. He's the man you want to marry and have 100 kids with. He catches the eyes of many but only has his eyes set on the Lord and his family. He is also very clever and funny. Can do magic and slight of hand tricks. Has beautiful dark brown hair with honey eyes. Perfect smile and just radiant in all shapes and forms. He is an encouraging spirit and most definitely is anointed by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Such a caring man who loves his wife and children. Owns a small business, loves the outdoors, reads his Bible with depth, and is very kind loving and ambitious. He's the man you want to marry and have 100 kids with. He catches the eyes of many but only has his eyes set on the Lord and his family. He is also very clever and funny. Can do magic and slight of hand tricks. Has beautiful dark brown hair with honey eyes. Perfect smile and just radiant in all shapes and forms. He is an encouraging spirit and most definitely is anointed by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
" Who is that very handsome and intrinsic man?"
" That is my husband Samuel, he truly is all the good things in this world and more!"
" That is my husband Samuel, he truly is all the good things in this world and more!"
by PapaDios June 10, 2024
