Swedish Dick

Swedish dick is a bick juicy fat cock attached to a swedish woman.

Swedish dick is a cock of a swedish woman
Oscar: Wanna fuck with me Sofia?
Sofia: *drops pants and dick flies up*
Oscar: I didn't know you had a bick swedish cock.

by SwedishBickLover March 14, 2023

Swedish Bunker Buster

When you’re munching box and you stick a Zyn in that jawn for a tasty reward.

Yo babe, you mind if I pop a quick Swedish Bunker Buster?

by Billy Slopper July 19, 2025

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.

"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"

by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022

Swedish Relay

When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.

*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*

by Sven9493837712 May 24, 2015

swedish actor

Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:

Computer hackers.

Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)

The (hot) sidekick girl.

- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.

by mr.nyman January 1, 2017

Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.

You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!

by Agaveman April 23, 2024