Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

Swedish Anteater

The act of slipping your penis into your friends drink when he leaves it unattended

Filip pulled a Swedish Anteater on Ryan's drink while he was away

by Bigboiii69 February 27, 2025

Swedish Dick

Swedish dick is a bick juicy fat cock attached to a swedish woman.

Swedish dick is a cock of a swedish woman
Oscar: Wanna fuck with me Sofia?
Sofia: *drops pants and dick flies up*
Oscar: I didn't know you had a bick swedish cock.

by SwedishBickLover March 14, 2023

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

swedish snowball

A take on the common sex act of Swedish meatballs with the addition of once the balls are licked clean of cum you spit it into the other person's mouth.

Tom was Swedish meatballing Joe and then Joe Swedish snowballed Tom's cum back to him.

by Realdefs86 August 17, 2016

Swedish Logic

The ability of a self-appointed humanitarian superpower to harass and bully a law-abiding citizen till the point of absolute absurdity without admitting or seeing any contradiction or hypocrisy in it whatsoever. On the contrary the government will rather victimize itself, coming to consider the citizen being a bully, for protesting and not surrendering his constitutional and inherent rights, thus the government secretely order the judicial system to intensify the harassment of the citizen even further. This can only be achieved by also managing what is probably also one of the the biggest cover ups ever in a western world country, which in its turn would not be possible if a true free and from government independent media existed.

This person has now been bullying the governement for 7 years. We have already ruined his life completely for that, but what more Swedish Logic can we use to add to it? He hasn´t killed himself yet.

by o´brien January 21, 2017

Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.

Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.

by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020