stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

skump

When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.

" I just skumped the bowl"

by thom sounder December 9, 2008

Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

trundle stumps

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'

She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps

by John Woodland December 28, 2005

pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.

by Soupskin November 10, 2013

Slumptember

A losing streak a successfull MLB team suffers during September, the final month of the regular season. In most cases, it ends in the team missing the playoffs in heartbreaking fashion.

The 1969 Chicago Cubs and the 2007 New York Mets were playoff shoo-ins before suffering Slumptembers to end what were once successful regular seasons. Ultimately, both teams missed the playoffs and will always be remembered for their late season collapses.

by Gareth Sleger October 27, 2008