String ass crack

Boys black booty hole

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.

by Booty taker May 23, 2023

Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.

The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend

by Little-Kwak June 8, 2024

Tickle my strings

When a person feels the need to be pleasured whilst bearing a copper IUD. Note: the copper is optional.

Maximus: So, I built a computer.
Freaky Clara: GOD! Tickle my strings. Right here, right now.

by TheStrayPube<3 July 10, 2024

cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way

The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going

by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024

Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

Alabama String Bean

when you stick your middle finger in your friends ass and he moans

i performed an alabama string bean on my buddy and he moans ecstatically

by pill_poppin_monkey May 15, 2025

Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle

2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.

by davus0000 May 17, 2025