carolina steamer

It is when you rub vapor rub on a vaporizer and turn it on, then u sit on it.

Your mom Carolina Steamers herself while shrimping in a box.

by JillLynnlyinabox June 11, 2006

Clydesdale Steamer

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010

stammering steamer

hangover diarrhea

"Funknasty in there with his shovel doin the stammering steamer."

by noixz January 14, 2009

Sleepy Steamer

This term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a sleeping lover as a means of revenge...or extreme love.

Mark could not contain his love for Mary. So he left a "sleepy steamer" on her chest while she was sleeping.

by Max J September 12, 2014

Riding in a steamer

Driving in a stolen vehicle

We got away from the crime scene riding in a steamer

by 187inPro May 28, 2019

Stanley Steamer

The fine art of defecating on your loved ones chest, bonus points for creative designs (No pictures required). Once finished you steam clean your lover with a nice golden shower. Congratulations you have performed a successful Stanley steamer, please don’t reproduce.

Matt got three Stanley steamers on the weekend, he’s in heaven.

by Medi1 October 23, 2020

Cleveland steamer

When someone shits on your chest then sits in it and rubs it all over your stomach and chest area.

My girlfriend wanted me to give hear a Cleveland steamer but I said no.

by Your momz .com December 11, 2017