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Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.
Frank hit me in the nuts earlier so I gave him the good old Kentucky Squeeze.
by westtd October 4, 2022
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Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart
Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out
by The Dutch's main squeeze June 24, 2016
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squeezed butt

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.
Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
by Domophobic November 4, 2017
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Squeezed Caprisun

When a dude has a lot of sex with different women, and cannot bust anymore.
Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.
by Mr.Unfunnyman July 2, 2022
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shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021
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squeeze

Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.
Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!
by Misterfixit January 6, 2017
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