shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

Shongz

Shitty thongz

That girl over there has shongz on

by anonymous February 23, 2021

salongeminge

When you're not quite as good as Beyonce and are exhausted from it

'I've been too busy riding the pork sword now I have salongeminge, exhausted '

by Blazing_keys March 17, 2021

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 11, 2021

seonghwasiphone

that crazy bitch that calls her best friend goose. she kinda cool tho bc she got good fancams.

A: seonghwasiphone going off again about kingdom
B: just like and scroll and it’ll stop

by attackonmikaelson April 26, 2021

Shlong

Big type of penis

He has a big shlong

by Factslegend March 29, 2021