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shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny
Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”
by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021
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Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm
Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021
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Shongz

Shitty thongz
That girl over there has shongz on
by anonymous February 23, 2021
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salongeminge

When you're not quite as good as Beyonce and are exhausted from it
'I've been too busy riding the pork sword now I have salongeminge, exhausted '
by Blazing_keys March 17, 2021
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shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.
yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.
by big man shlong April 11, 2021
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seonghwasiphone

that crazy bitch that calls her best friend goose. she kinda cool tho bc she got good fancams.
A: seonghwasiphone going off again about kingdom
B: just like and scroll and it’ll stop
by attackonmikaelson April 26, 2021
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Shlong

He has a big shlong
by Factslegend March 29, 2021
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