when the lady at the dmv didnt give me my licence i gave her such a huge boner slam that i broke her head in half.
by A-disquit April 07, 2008
Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.
I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.
by Rexual B. January 06, 2009
by gluteusmax February 17, 2013
by ed too BRO jones May 28, 2010
A collection of songs, usually an iTunes or iPod playlist for the sole purpose of "setting the mood" before and during makeout/sex sessions.
Slam Jams, which are particularly popular in college dorm life (to drown out noise for eavesdropping roommates), are usually comprised of an ensemble of smooth R&B tracks, including artists such as R. Kelly, Bone Thugs n' Harmony, and John Legend, to name just a few. However, many have adopted acoustic indie rock (ie. Pete Yorn, Nick Drake, Elliot Smith), 80's (The Cure, Cyndi Lauper, Foreigner), and electronic music (Tiesto, Kaskade, Robbie Rivera) as their Slam Jams of choice.
Regardless, it is always recommended to have at least 3 solid hours of Slam Jams ready BEFORE you bring your mate back to your place of residence.
Slam Jams, which are particularly popular in college dorm life (to drown out noise for eavesdropping roommates), are usually comprised of an ensemble of smooth R&B tracks, including artists such as R. Kelly, Bone Thugs n' Harmony, and John Legend, to name just a few. However, many have adopted acoustic indie rock (ie. Pete Yorn, Nick Drake, Elliot Smith), 80's (The Cure, Cyndi Lauper, Foreigner), and electronic music (Tiesto, Kaskade, Robbie Rivera) as their Slam Jams of choice.
Regardless, it is always recommended to have at least 3 solid hours of Slam Jams ready BEFORE you bring your mate back to your place of residence.
I couldn't sleep at all last night! I woke up at 4 o' clock in the fucking morning to R Kelly - Bump N Grind coming through the goddamn walls! Can Maurice get some new fuckin Slam Jams already?
by Sleepy Mike October 10, 2009
by Ya-Ya March 06, 2005
1. Wrestling Move; Jumping off of top rope and slamming your chode on their forehead and or face.
2. Insult
2. Insult
by Chode Grinder December 18, 2009