fuki slam

Samoan term for grabbing someone by the hair and slamming them into a hard surface

Vale: Sole, what happen to your face?

Valea: Aw man, my mum fuki slam me for not doing my feaus

by sasayomuli November 7, 2015

East Coast Grand Slam

1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.

Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...

by YOUR FRIEND TRIN <3 February 20, 2015

2 Handed Dick Slam

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.

At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.

by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

door slam

The act of cutting all ties or drastically minimising contact with somebody in your life. Examples can include unfollowing them on social media, deleting photos of/with said person, and no longer spending time with them. This behaviour is normally reinforced from a personal trigger to prevent showing emotional vulnerability or when the door slammed person's actions become intolerable.

ESTP: I experienced the INFJ door slam earlier this week. They clearly want nothing to do with me anymore.

by Neraizel August 19, 2020

taint slam

the act of punching somebody in the taint

That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her

by Zbuckley May 17, 2007

Sham-Slam

The act of waving one hands in a whale tail fashion; simulating the splash of Shamu (killer whale of Sea World fame).

I celebrated my touchdown with a sham-slam; I totally free-Willy'd it.

by steaminPacLife May 11, 2010

Wang Slam

To slap ones penis across anothers face several times until the reciever becomes unconcious then to ejaculate into the recievers mouth causing her/him to choke and die.

Jane was wang slammed by Tim and suffered a slow painful death

by jid186 January 14, 2011