by Timmy_0077 March 15, 2020

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.
Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.
Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"
Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"
Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"
Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"
by Shirley Abernathy May 6, 2011

A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.
Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."
Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023

by M3GA_N3GA December 1, 2023

by Mr. MEme MAN January 31, 2018

by Superrocketbryce January 5, 2024

No. Go fuck yourself.
Idiot “You see, you have to shut up because blah blah blah.”
Hym “Do you have to shut up?”
Idiot “Well, I...”
Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”
Hym “Do you have to shut up?”
Idiot “Well, I...”
Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”
by Hym Iam November 8, 2022
