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Ground shopping

The act of physically going into a store to shop during COVID-19 rather than online shopping.
I went ground shopping today for a book.
by NutritionandDonuts January 1, 2021
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donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.
"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."
by hatfacejones January 16, 2019
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clothesline shopping

prolific in beach towns, but done by transients travelling thru farther inland sometimes as an emergency measure... stealing clothing ( or towels... swim suits ) off of clotheslines they were hung on to dry.
after leaving the bar late last night... me and my buddy picked up some new swim trunks by clothesline shopping them on our way home...
by copywrite July 22, 2022
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Shop inhibitor

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014
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worcestershire shop

A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.
What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.

Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
by smallest bird November 4, 2021
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shopping mall

An enclosed building filled with retail stores, little boutiques, restaurants and in some cases activities and entertainment. The shopping mall is where shoppers go to find those great deals.
The Weekly Deals is an online shopping mall, where shoppers go to find great deals.
by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018
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Shopping Trolleys

The popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.

Popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration
my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!

(yay for free shopping trolleys!)
by ItWasMe February 20, 2010
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