Self-Crime

1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high

"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Self-cremate

1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation

"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

self-viceolation

The process of spending your entire quarantine drinking, smoking, sexing, gaming, and indulging in any other form of gluttony you choose.

While practicing self-isolation, Tim decided to engage in a little self-viceolation and get whiskey drunk at 8am. Be like Tim.

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 9, 2020

self remittance

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.

Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.

by jeff phillis August 7, 2020

self advertise

when a selfish person uses a platform to promote themselves

Jack: How do I get chicks on tinder?
Bob: Self advertise bro.

by bumsackbob June 5, 2016

self-evident

not needing to be demonstrated or explained

man: Whats 2 + 2?
other man: Well that's self-evident.

by Danwel February 7, 2018

Self-Promote

When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.

"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."

by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017