Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 24, 2022

irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.

"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"

by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023

Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.

Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.

by Reed1103 March 13, 2018

Save a Prayer

You saw me standing by the wall corner of a main street
And the lights are flashing on your window sill
All alone ain't much fun so you're looking for the thrill
And you know just what it takes and where to go

Don't save a prayer for me now

Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now

Save it til the morning after

Feel the breeze deep on the inside look you down into the well
If you can you'll see the world in all his fire
Take a chance like all dreamers can't find another way
You don't have to dream it all, just live a day

Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after

Pretty looking road I try to hold the rising floods that fill my skin
Don't ask me why I'll keep my promise melt the ice
And you wanted to dance so I asked you to dance
But fear is in your soul
Some people call it a one night stand but we can call it paradise

Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after

by Death Menace May 15, 2023

captain save a hoe

throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.

that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute

by pinhe_ad December 24, 2023

save crave

A situation in a video game where you haven't saved your progress in a long time, and you feel nervous when the next opportunity you will have to do so.

Guy 1: How do you not have save crave right now? I've just watched you play this video game for an hour, and you have yet to save the game!

Guy 2: I know what I'm doing.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Life-saving extraction

Physical removal of an individual from a situation that is life threatening and not compatible with continued life; when a person is removed from a dangerous situation where death is imminent.

He waited patiently for a life-saving extraction from the crimes against humanity committed by the regime founded on organized crime.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 12, 2018