OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday

Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

by AFC3 April 30, 2011

F.R.B's

F.R.B's stands for Free Range Boobies. Just like free range chickens the girls allow their boobs to be roaming freely under loose shirts.

Hay dude! Look at the major nipple reaction (MNR) on those F.R.B's. Must be the summer breeze.

by SupaMD July 28, 2007

F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

by buzzardbait February 26, 2011

F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song

so no one told you life was going to be this way your jobs a joke your love life's DOA away it's like you're always stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week your month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) all be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there for me to... your still in bed at 10 and work begins at 8 you've burned your breakfast so far things are going grate your mama told you there would be days like these but what she didn't tell you when the world brought you down to your knees that i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there to... no one could ever know me know one could see me your the only one you now what's like to be me someone to face the day with even at my worst i'm best with you..... yep it's like you're always like your stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i've been there for you because your there for me to all be there for you all be there for you because your there for me

that is the F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song

by NameSiren435547 February 2, 2021

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog

the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.

i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new

Looks like you already did:
-Word of the Day
-top definition
-urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog
-Activity
-• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request
-urban dictionary is written by you
-define a word
-College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work
-GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______.
-Type any word...
-www.urbandictionary.com
-define.php?term=
and
-get the neck gaiter and mug
Now you thought searching this will result in nothing? LOL!

You must be bored or something

Anyways, this was the thing you see when going to the "Browse" dropdown button in the Urban Dictionary menu bar.

Someone: I want to see every word in Urban Dictionary that starts with CI
Someone: *Goes to the "Browse" dropdown button*
Urban Dictionary: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new
Someone: Oh, I know it!
Someone: *Clicks on C*
Urban Dictionary: CA CB CC CD CE CF CG CH CI CJ CK CL CM CN CO CP CQ CR CS CT CU CV CW CX CY CZ
Someone: *Clicks on CI*
Urban Dictionary: *Shows every single word that starts with CI*
Someone: There!

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 11, 2021

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006