Hot Rod

When it is cold outside, and a male gets an erection, and squeezes his boner in between his legs, creating warmth to be spread all over.

Hey man, it is mighty chilly, I need a Hot Rod.

by Joe Buron November 10, 2004

bang rod

slang term for erect male penis

geoff has a small bang rod

by Knoxy August 7, 2006

Sprinkle rod

The act of taking a needle or sharp object and repetitively stabbing your penis, And then urinate, causing a sprinkler effect. Good for outdoor summer days!

Man, it was hot out yesterday, Good thing i created a sprinkle rod!

by DarknessFallz May 16, 2009

bologna rod

When a woman uses a piece of rolled up bologna to pee through.

This was first identified in the mid 80's in Braintree Mass.

WOW!!! Jaimie's bologna rodding it!

by Do Do August 13, 2004

hot rod

A colloquial term used to describe the result of excessive male masterbation.

Calgary: "Dude! Whats with the hot rod?"

Dakota: "Found my Dad's porn collection while my parents were out of town for the weekend..."

by Daniel Pinion October 25, 2006

frosty rod

Given to someone by the penetration of an orifice with a penetrating object coated in chilled lubricant.

"Man, I just squirted some KY on my dick and gave her the ol' frosty rod!"

by Hepcat Merkin October 14, 2003

A-Rod

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

by AflacJack January 18, 2005