Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018
Get the cold richardmug. The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.
Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018
Get the Richard the Thiccccccciemug. 
by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019
Get the sir richardmug. The definiton of a perfect couple.
by Fruity Mctooty January 30, 2023
Get the richard + alicemug. A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.
by Mesimu August 24, 2018
Get the Richard Turnermug. My new physics professor is a total Richard Feynman, but instead of magnetic links he clearly has a fetish for leopard geckos.
by verychillstraightupbitch December 9, 2021
Get the Richard Feynmanmug.