ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.

Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.

by Jake March 5, 2003

revengerrection

An errection brought about by thoughts of vengence, or violence.

"Isn't that the guy who stole your bike?"

"Feelin' a revengerrection comin on."

by Tony Q August 26, 2007

Revenge Diet

A diet a person goes on after getting dumped by someone that they loved. Used to make themselves feel desirable or to make the ex wish they didn't break up with them.

Person one: MAN, she looks hot! I thought she would hit the Ben and Jerry's after her tough break up.

Person two: Yea me too, bet she told me she went on a revenge diet. Her Ex was feeling pretty stupid.

by theexmrssunshine May 18, 2011

REPENT

when you have messed up in the past and feel deep regret and are therefore seeking atonement for your sins

kelsie: you messed up big time
lew: i know but i am trying to repent now. can you ever forgive me?
kelsie: of course i forgive you lets get married

by tits_mcgee123 June 21, 2019

death revenge

When you've been extremely wronged and the only revenge is death.

He killed my father, I must take death revenge on Spiderman.

by systemv June 3, 2007

Red Revenge

When the girl doesn't tell you she's on her period, and the guy tries to pull any of the shit off Urban Dictionary she bleeds all over his face, stuffs her tampon in his mouth, and slaps him.

Red Revenge - When the girl doesn't tell you she's on her period, and the guy tries to pull any of the shit off Urban Dictionary she bleeds all over his face, stuffs her tampon in his mouth, and slaps him.

by GirlRevenge October 31, 2011

the revenant

A combination of shots in honor of Leonardo DiCaprio's oscar.

1). Shot of amaretto (or any other pretentious Italian liquor); followed by,
2). A Bear Fight (Jagerbomb chased by an Irish Carbomb)

Should be completed as quickly as possible.

Guy 1: "Hey let's order a bear fight?"

Guy 2: " Let's see if Leo wins this time and get the Revenant instead!"

by Learned Handballs July 4, 2016