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Reality Blockers

Eye Masks worn by those people who do not want to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a sunlight right before or after falling asleep. To ensure you stay snoozing in daylight time wear your eye mask so not a single ray of sunshine will penetrate.
"Many unemployed are in the habit of keeping odd hours. These are the people who are able to stay up all night because they’ve slept all day. Their night time activities are not newsworthy but they lurk late into the night just because they can. Oftentimes they go to sleep simply because they’ve run out of things to do, and sleep itself is a popular unemployed activity.
When it’s finally time to go to bed the last thing the unemployed want is to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a garbage truck, street cleaners, sunlight, or a significant other getting up for work right before or after falling asleep. To ensure they stay snoozing the unemployed will wear reality blockers so not a single ray of hopeful sunshine will penetrate the REM cycle."
by sergemalov August 23, 2011
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reality tv rumble

The animated verbal arguments and fistfights that break out on reality tv shows; often staged, they are loud, involve cursing, wild arm movements, choking people, broken glass and overturned furniture.
I just watched this show on cable and about ten minutes into the show, there was a reality tv rumble that involved hair pulling, kicking spitting and head locks. reality tv show, titty-butt tv, cable tv, tv, tv show, drama
by joecoolthefool July 14, 2015
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Redlin

A fucking hilarious blacksmith who likes to crack jokes, but is serious about his knives and will murder you over tea, but is great for tea parties
Paul. God fucking damn it Redlin, why do you make us laugh
Redlin. Jesus fucking boner, the blade broke
by bladesmith October 5, 2015
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meta-reality

The idea of a narrative, book or otherwise, being written as though it's non-fiction when it is actually fiction
"How would you describe this show?"
"Why, it's meta-reality of course!"
by VultureMan1 February 26, 2017
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redlining

when a girl has her period.
no sex tonight, ash is redlining.
by dale'n'ry February 19, 2010
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harsh realities

lyk when someone is being 2-face and harsh about another person
'dat gyal stinkz init'
'harsh realities'
by wifey rocka June 11, 2008
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Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022
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