redneck rich

1. When your truck costs more than your house.
2. Owning an expensive truck (in some cases a car) for which you are too poor to buy gas.

That guy's house has cheaper wheels than his truck, he's redneck rich.

by chuwii2 April 3, 2014

Redneck Girl

Any girl that knows how to fish,hunt,loves her family and friends and stand up for herself. A girl that does not mind getting her hands dirty.. A true Redneck Girl can be a TomBoy at heart but knows how to be a Lady as well.

Cindy loves to hunt,fish and go 4 wheeling and being a Redneck girl she is always a Lady doing it.. She is never vulgar...

by Gwyndalyn June 18, 2017

redneck race

1.A race involving lawnmowers instead of cars.
2.A race full of Rednecks
3.A fun entertainment for Rednecks

If I had to choose a celeberty to drive in the Redneck race I would choose Britney.

There are reports of illegal redneck racing in the area.

by Chrismobile December 9, 2008

Redneck Poinsettia

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.

College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.

by rbzelman August 28, 2009

Redneck MacGyvered

To assemble or construct a devise or contraption with the use of items such as duct tape, WD40, Marlboro boxes, etc.

"We didn't have any bungee cords, so we Redneck MacGyvered the tarp to the pick-up truck with duct tape and fishing line."

by Shamrocker October 29, 2009

Redneck Foam Pit

A pile of leaves used as a foam pit.

Cletus: Hey Jimbob are you gonna try that jump on your tricycle?

Jimbob: Not unless I get meself one of them redneck foam pits.

by AleksJ November 3, 2009

Redneck Microwave

When you get in the car or truck and your food is cold, so you turn the heater on full blast and hold your food in front of it to heat it up

Matt: I got in the car and my biscuit was frezzeing.
Chris: Mine was too i just used the redneck microwave.

by WhiteBoiiEnt December 14, 2010