Making love to reality

The need to thrust your hips towards an imaginary figure of air while giving everyone seductive eyes and a curling of the upper lip.

The night was going great, especially when Jorge clenched his fists and began making love to reality on the dance floor.

by swaysnicks December 18, 2009

Reality Tweaker

Someone who's personal definition of reality, is stronger than the view of the general consensus. A reality tweaker is someone who percieves things correctly, but perhaps, neglects to hone in on the smaller details, that fill out the bigger picture, therein bending the facts to their own whims. It is impossible to get an accurate retelling of events from a reality tweaker, and it is difficult to convey common sense instructions, because many facts will be tweaked, and lost along the way. Never assume that a reality tweaker will understand the simplicity in what you are trying to convey. Reality tweakers are not dumb or retarded, and my surprise you ultimately by their ability to understand complex ideas as well. It is impossible to ever truely predict the actions of a reality tweaker.

Jean: Kyle what are you doing with that VHS tape?
Kyle: Well, my grandma gave me this video to watch, but I don't have a VCR, so I'm running it under the tap to soften it up so I can crack it open and watch the pictures inside. It's gonna be great!
Jean: There are no pictures inside, it's a magnetic strip!
Kyle: No, you see, the water will be polarized by the magnetic charge, and I'll run through the strip, then it'll get subliminally imprinted onto my brain, and I'll dream it next time I sleep. I've got it all figured out.
Jean: Reality Tweaker!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 11, 2010

Reality Show Writer

(n) An easy way out of explaining unemployment or a euphemism for being unemployed.

Jill: So what exactly do you do for a living?
Michael: I'm a Reality Show Writer.
Jill: Wow, that sounds very interesting.
Michael: Well, it's actually quite boring, if you must know.

by kishmich April 27, 2010

Reality Blockers

Eye Masks worn by those people who do not want to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a sunlight right before or after falling asleep. To ensure you stay snoozing in daylight time wear your eye mask so not a single ray of sunshine will penetrate.

"Many unemployed are in the habit of keeping odd hours. These are the people who are able to stay up all night because they’ve slept all day. Their night time activities are not newsworthy but they lurk late into the night just because they can. Oftentimes they go to sleep simply because they’ve run out of things to do, and sleep itself is a popular unemployed activity.
When it’s finally time to go to bed the last thing the unemployed want is to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a garbage truck, street cleaners, sunlight, or a significant other getting up for work right before or after falling asleep. To ensure they stay snoozing the unemployed will wear reality blockers so not a single ray of hopeful sunshine will penetrate the REM cycle."

by sergemalov August 23, 2011

reality tv rumble

The animated verbal arguments and fistfights that break out on reality tv shows; often staged, they are loud, involve cursing, wild arm movements, choking people, broken glass and overturned furniture.

I just watched this show on cable and about ten minutes into the show, there was a reality tv rumble that involved hair pulling, kicking spitting and head locks. reality tv show, titty-butt tv, cable tv, tv, tv show, drama

by joecoolthefool July 14, 2015

meta-reality

The idea of a narrative, book or otherwise, being written as though it's non-fiction when it is actually fiction

"How would you describe this show?"
"Why, it's meta-reality of course!"

by VultureMan1 February 26, 2017

harsh realities

lyk when someone is being 2-face and harsh about another person

'dat gyal stinkz init'
'harsh realities'

by wifey rocka June 11, 2008