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Toilet bowl racing

The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!
by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018
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Rating Inflation

Usually used simply as "Inflation", Rating inflation occurs from someone's affinity for a certain quality or multiple qualities of someone of the opposite sex while checking them out and rating them. This is based off of the 1-10 scale. When someone is 'rating inflating' or suffering from rating inflation they will usually score the person of the opposite sex above what they actually are and as a consequence will psyche themselves out when trying to approach the person to hit on them. Also usually causes an immediate reaction of the group the inflater is in to barrage them with insults.

Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
Dack: Damn boys, look at that HB(Hot babe). 10, no doubt!
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.

Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:

(x usually rating inflated by y)

Fat chicks by Mexicans

Big asses by Black people

White girls by Black people

White girls by White supremacist

White supremacist's wives by Black people

Asians by White and Black people

Big boobs by men as a general

Elderly by Mexicans

Nice teeth by Asians

Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.

Sorry Oprah, our bad.
by Dragonbgone September 1, 2010
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rdh rating scale

1=super ugly
2=still really ugly
3= same as 1&2

4= okay
5= ugly but nice, funny easy to talk to
6= decent

7= friend zoned

8=cute

9= actually a 10 to scared to admit

10= you're hot

Bms= they like you or they are trying to be nice to you cuz they know you like them
Dude the girl I like rated me a 7 #Friendzozne #kms rdh rating scale is someone rdhing you and if you are wondering what it means.
by Clay Jensen April 13, 2017
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Peanut Rating System

The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)
I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.
by Jaiger June 1, 2010
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racing stripe

a finely trimmed line of female pubic hair.
Her racing stripe pointed me to her bountiful coochie.
by poophead July 16, 2003
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racing stripes

Also known as "Skid Marks," racing stripes are feces left on the bottom of your underwear.
I was gonna tap that girl, but when I got her panties off, there were racing stripes. I just let her go down instead.
by Anonymous February 20, 2003
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Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
by KyleFPS October 28, 2008
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