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robocop haircut

A distinctive look where the whole front half of the head is shaved. Usually done as a punishment in the UK forces after "Robocopping" a tale which is later found out to be false. This fashionable cut gets its name from the 1987 epic film Robocop where Peter Weller who plays the protagonist sports this new haircut for the very first time. May also be combined with the shaving of one or both eyebrows if a person decides to "gen robocops eyebrows" something.
Subsequently Davids tale of banging the fit bird from the NAAFI was revealed to be a lie. Unfortunately Robert remembered that David had robocopped it so hurried back to his cabin to get the clippers in order to carry out the robocop haircut.
by Nastywoodsman May 25, 2014
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awkward robot

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.
J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)
by J. Dog June 25, 2007
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robot

A man who is very strong and emotionless, or at least not showing emotion at the time. Robots usually seem to appear violent, even while not doing anything. Although listed as an insult, it is also a compliment. This is usually used by punk/rock people.
Holy shit, that guy's a fuckin robot!
by steve April 2, 2004
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robomaeyhem

Robot Mayhem, is a Pwner in robot games, or just can't find a username on forums
Robomaeyhem has pwned us!
by robomaeyhem August 16, 2004
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Robongo

The Vancouver Canucks' goaltender Robongo is on a hot damn winning streak, bitch!
by Bobby Vindaloo January 2, 2008
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Robodyke

Newest fad hitting gay bars everywhere. The Robodyke...usually a lesbian dressed in a AE poleshirt, AE mesh trucker hat, messy L word 'I wanna looks just like Shane' haircut...fashionable hoody, usually with cute lil' designs and probably from W49 or another skateshop..Sometimes the Robodyke mixes it up with a 59 fifty fitted cap or lip ring, just to stand out from the rest.
She's a Robodyke, look at her clothing
by Catherine Gauge February 1, 2009
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Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)

Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)

The strategy of chatting your friends on facebook in the hopes of making them lose control of their unicorn on Robot Unicorn Attack and getting a less than desirable score for one of their rounds.
One person, "Hey you suck at Robot Unicorn Attack"
Addict to Robot Unicorn Attack "NO ITS NOT MY FAULT HE USED Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD) AGAINST ME!!!!!!"
by Chazzaroni December 20, 2010
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