pudding bags

When your biceps are so floppy that they feel like bags of pudding.

"dude, look at Nathans pudding bags."
"I know, I bet my 7 year old sister could kick his ass."

by Zangulius January 23, 2009

penis-pudding

The seimen that comes out of a mans erect penile when he is erosed by a hoe batch sucking his shinny knob off.

OO yea my face is covered in penis-pudding
put your penis-pudding away george
eat my penis pudding bitch

by slapper steve September 1, 2003

Mexicana Pudding

When a woman puts on a feces and cum filled sombrero after sexual intercourse.

Hey Juan, did you hear that Chavez gave Layla the Mexicana Pudding last night? You couldn't even see that bitch's eyes!

by T.J. LeCates March 7, 2008

pud tuggin

wackin off ones penis.

michelle is always down for some pud tuggin in the back seat of my car.

by its nicky t February 20, 2008

pud douchler

One who is beyond gay, a tool, a faggot, someone who is retarted, etc...

Damn dude, you are such a pud douchler.

by Jiffee Lube December 26, 2007

Pudding Wrestling

A competition where two females are placed in a pool full of pudding with the objective to pin the other's shoulders on the bottom for three seconds. Competitors may not bite, pinch, punch, or try to harm her opponent in any way. This sport has made its way to many colleges and universities throughout the nation.

1: Have you heard about the party this Saturday?
2: You mean the pudding wrestling party?
1: Yea! I hear it's going to be epic!

by wakeskater92 October 7, 2010

pulling pud

Jerking off

Jack was pulling pud to his girlfriend's picture last night.

by Jack inoff November 17, 2014