Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.

Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."

by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011

profuctive

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.

Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive

by rastagurl April 18, 2011

Project Charter

Clusterfuck of bureaucracy designed by sadomasochists (aka Project Managers) for the purpose of bringing red tape, classically disguised as a "vehicle to provide better access to information".

Project Manager 1: I have so much to do this week but I like being sad, depressed and angry so I'm just gonna add a Project Charter to my workload.
Project Manager 2: Sounds like fun! I wish I was you.

by J.Slow February 7, 2015

Productivity wave

The mood that generates numerous accomplishments after long periods of procrastination. Being more efficient with your time instead of forcing shit to get done and pissing off everybody else around you

Wife: why haven't you got off your ass and got anything done?

Husband: hey bitch, I'm waiting for the productivity wave to roll in. When it does, I'll get your shit done twice as fast

by Mr KJ May 24, 2016

Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.

"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"

by Crustinisation January 27, 2017

project pie

Project pie is how you describe and elite group who are relentless or joining forces for a greater good.

Project Pie are considered (amongst sceptics) to be the ultimate PUBG (player unknown battlegrounds) team. If it wasn’t for time zones and day jobs many say countless championships would belong to them

Child: I would love to play in the PUBG finals

Parent: well you have no chance if Project pair are participating.

Or

Person 1: I would like to conquour the world through various business ventures in a way that benefits not only myself but society.

Person 2: oh, like project pie?

Person 1: EXACTLY. It’s like you read my mind.

by CoolHand18 February 9, 2019