Pressed:
“Oh, you’re pressed because your Gook Twat didn’t get any likes? How will the world survive without your thoughts nintendo games and brown snatch?”
“Oh, you’re pressed because your Gook Twat didn’t get any likes? How will the world survive without your thoughts nintendo games and brown snatch?”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024

by jjakcmeatthatahh June 27, 2025

by HaryBalzack6969 October 25, 2023

by ukslayslangerrr December 21, 2023

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.
Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.
by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009

Stressed, upset, and annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing.
by Taydo November 23, 2021

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.
by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021
