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Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
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potatoes farmed

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!
by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005
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Potato Cup Potatoes

A vegan dish consisting of potatoes, onions, and bell peppers sautéed in a pan and mixed together with some seasonings. The resulting mixture is then transported to a red plastic cup, and served with saran wrap on top sealed with a rubber band for maximum portability.

The dish is best eaten while tailgating for a concert, or attending a long outdoor event where emergency sustenance may be required.
After spending the whole day in the sun drinking beer, nothing hits the spot better than potato cup potatoes.
by bemaniac July 23, 2009
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Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.
HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!
by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010
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potatolicious

A noun or verb. 1. A potato that is very delicious. 2. Something that is very potatoey. 3. Something amazing.
1. He is very potatolicious.
2. The taco was very potatolicious.
3. 'Potatolicious dude!' He told his friend after the friend burped.
by PotatoliciousChick December 2, 2010
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Potato Gazing

Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.
I was potato gazing all day yesterday.
by dukas July 14, 2011
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Potato Head Pile Driver

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.
(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."
by sara's diary October 23, 2012
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