dirt floor poor

Dort floor poor means so poor that you can't have anything nicer than a dirt floor. Usually someone who is dirt floor poor lives in a cinderblock house with a roof that has at least 6 holes in it. No glass in the windows.

That girl is perfect for me. She's dirt floor poor. Her clothes are already falling off and since I'm regular poor she thinks I live like a king. Just like the way a woman should be.

by Seth anderson 2020 June 23, 2022

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The Poor Man's Platty

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.

Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."

by DairyBarn6969 April 18, 2016

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Plasma Poor

a state in which one is so poor that it is necessary to sell one’s plasma for cash.

“Before I got this job I was plasma poor.”

by jenniliz June 20, 2008

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cash-poor

A word your cheap fuck employer starts using copiously weeks or even months before the holiday season or yearly performance review to effectively preempt any attempts by you to ask for a raise, or even expect a decent christmas bonus.

"Boy, we're a little cash-poor right now...let's hand deliver these promos instead of mailing them"

by coquedoquer May 29, 2008

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by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

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White Poor

A white person thinking they're poor, but in comparison to other races they are not.

” My phone is still 3G, I can't afford 4G right now, I'm White Poor”

” My HDTV is only 720p, I'm embarrassed, I need to upgrade”

” I really need some new Vans, the 6 pair I have are getting old”

by WolfAttackFromSpace September 29, 2011

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