put on pants

To make oneself ready to go out. Originates in a skit by commedian Jim Gaffigan.

"Hey Joe, are you ready to go eat?"
"I've got to put on pants, but then I'll be right over."

by Shane The Great June 9, 2005

put the clock on

To time. To measure with a timer.

Move boy, we put the clock on you.

by ben42 June 12, 2007

put the fucks to

1) to screw someone over, to cause pain or aggravation

2) to have sex with someone

1) Don't put the fucks to Shamy, she already put the fucks to herself.

2) I wish Charlie would come over and put the fucks to me.

by M78 December 10, 2009

put your friends first

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.

hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?

by noxid, nivla May 8, 2006

put your money away

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

put a dong in it

slang term for sex... with dong being a penis in this case

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah pulled this girl n put a dong in it

by Rob Barcroft October 10, 2008

put your pussy up

PYPU or Put your pussy up. This phrase is used to tell a girl, who is throwing herself and pussy onto a dude in a desperate or slutty way in order to get laid. This phrase can also be used in order for one girl to tell another that she is acting like a slut. Can also be used in a manner of telling a girl to use flirtation and sex to get what she wants, like putting it up for sale or auction.

"Hey slut...put your pussy up!"
"Hey, Jamie...you are being way too easy...put your pussy up!"
"Damn this girl is all over my nuts...she needs to put her pussy up."
"Jesus Amy, if you want that guy to buy you a drink you gotta put your pussy up..."

Girl A: "Yeah, I really wish that Brian would would pay more attention to me...I want to be with him so bad..."
Girl B: "Well if you want to grab his attention, you need to wear something sexy or you can try something a little more risky..."
Girl A: "A little more risky? Like what? What do you mean?"
Girl B: "Girl you need to PYPU..."
Girl A: "What in the hell is PYPU?"
Girl B: "PUT YO' PUSSY UP!!!"

by I AM THE JESUS July 31, 2011