pillow court

When your significant other starts airing all of the dirty laundry in bed right after they grab your attention through sexual relations. Typically seen in emotionally unstable relationships.
Sallys needy as fuck and is always inquiring about petty stuff in my life like who the women in my office are. The other day after we fucked she threw on a powdered wig and took me to pillow court. She starting asking me why I dont't respond to all of texts. I told her I haden't prepared my dissertation yet and that the jury was not present. I promptly got up and washed my dick off and continued on my with my day.
by ajpsdga March 10, 2018
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Jig-It Pillow

A pillow someone may use for cuddling or sexual purposes; the pillow simulates the sensation of spooning with a fluffy partner that will always satisfy your emotional and sexual needs without having to find a real person or spending money on a blow up doll.
"Are you sleeping in Jesse's room tonight?"

"Yes."

"Omg make sure you don't lay your head on his jig-it pillow, don't even want to think about what he's done with that thing..."
by IcyHot July 14, 2014
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titty pillow

When you use your girlfriends titties as a pillow to sleep on.
They're way better than your normal pillows, but as a trade off she will say that they get sore after a while, so she'll likely tell you to move off.
"I used my girls titties as a pillow last night, they felt so good to lay on but after a while she told me they starting to get sore so I had to move off. "
"Titty pillow. Nice."
by RED4ACTED April 15, 2021
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pillow crashed

That feeling you have when you wake up feeling like you've been hit by a large moving object.
"I feel pillow crashed this morning"
by Lotus_lily May 14, 2015
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pet pillow

The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend
I slept great last night, my pet pillow was a Persian cat.
by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016
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pillow drunk

The point when, after having been awake for an extended period of time, a person becomes unusually hyper and loopy, somewhat mimicking the effects of being drunk. Usually lasts anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, and is almost always followed by a harsh crash.
After being awake for 30 hours, I was so pillow drunk that I couldn't stop laughing at the word "bubbly".
by Firestorm515 November 29, 2016
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scrotum pillow

The act of pushing your chin down and tucking in towards your chest creating a "second" chin or roll of soft neck skin pliable enough to rest ones scrotum on during a blow job.
She's a big girl but with great talent cause she provides a nice scrotum pillow during head.
by Captain Ding Dong October 24, 2013
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