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Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014
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flying kiss

Kim Seokjin aka Jin from BTS is known as the Flying Kiss Guy because of his habit to show his love for ARMY through this gesture. it consists in putting his hand quickly at his mouth and sending the kiss immediatly.
Namjon: How do you feel when you hear you are good-looking?

BTS: You are good-looking ! (to Jin)

Jin: I love you. *sends a flying kiss*
by pumasyk October 5, 2019
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Flying Pigeon

The act of ejaculating into someones hair, as if a pigeon shit on their head. Usually as a surprise!
WTF bro? Dirty Sanchez's are so lame, give her a Flying Pigeon!
by $BigD69$ January 30, 2017
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Fly-away

A passive aggressive way of saying ‘get the fuck out of my way’. It is used to not swear but be intimate. It’s origins are from Nigeria but the phrase has slowly drifted to English boarding.
‘Fly-away if you don’t want to get hurt
by kurumlu18 March 26, 2020
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Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.
"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011
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the flying gargoyle

when a girl is fucked in the pussy and ass, while giving a blowjob and using her hands to jerk two guys off.
The entire starting line up on the high school basketball team gave the head cheerleader the flying gargoyle.
by smitty werbermanjensan August 25, 2011
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fly asf

very swag
the author of this definition is fly asf!
by aysena_sexyshawty03 February 21, 2021
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