My Ass!

When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.

by Dxrky May 31, 2022

piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.

Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.

person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!

by queefinator4 March 5, 2023

turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down

Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.

by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023