jump the couch

Anything related to bumsex.

<While in prison>
Convict A: Oooh, see him 'n his tight little ass?
Convict B: Yeah, player. Dats so hawt.
Convict A: He best watch himself and that cute little behind. Or I'ma jump his couch.

<Two people talking>

Tom: Man, Vanessa is goin' to come over tonight.
Tim: Yeah? You finally gonna hit that?
Tom: Yeah, she and I were talking. She said I could jump the couch with her.

by MonkeyStomp January 2, 2006

Jump the couch

refering to Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie holmes. Meaning, did something stupid or idiotic

My friend benny just jumped the couch and had sex with my sister!

by Von Beckie September 5, 2005

couch cock

Couch cock is where your cock and balls are in the reverse order, your balls resting on top of your cock. Couch cock is usually the result of sitting on the couch too much.

Dude I heard Janice has couch cock.

Man he should just kill himself now.

by bluedawg313 April 22, 2008

burst couch

1.n. Someone or something which serves absolutley no purpose what so ever.

2.n. Someone with nothing to do

Same as empty tracksuit

1. You can't even wire a plug you burst couch

2. My friends didn't show so I was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

Couch Cleaner

When she licks the cum off of your couch after giving you head.

Dude Naomi is my Couch Cleaner

by DieselDude December 3, 2017

Urban Couching

The act of taking a couch (generally an older more beat up one) out on the town and sitting on it in various places such as in front of local bars, landmarks, or any other place.

We went urban couching last night, we got pictures in front of Lydia's, McDonald's, Winston's, and on the Broadway bridge.

by bryan1618 September 23, 2010

couch nug

dank buds of marijuana that have been placed in or on a couch for a undisclosed amount of time.

"Hey who's couch nug is that? can i throw it in this rello?"

as in attempting to fill a cigarillo with marijuana with a nugget of merijuana found on or in the couch.

by catatafish May 19, 2010