Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.

She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal

by Rexlione September 7, 2023

Real Deal Chesterfields

Top notch weed

"What you smokin there homie?"
" Got those real deal chesterfields fam!"

by beanbags December 9, 2016

Ava deal

When you give money to someone for them to buy you something but you give them less money for something larger

Mom if I give you 20 bucks can you buy me something that’s 70 that’s a Ava deal

by Straggot May 18, 2022

deal factor

Generally used in the negative to refer to someone who lacks deal factor. It is the quality where people can deal with changes in plan, changes in circumstances, without going above threshold or overreacting.

John? He’s got like no deal factor. We changed the time for brunch by 15 minutes and he freaked out.

by Blider March 19, 2025

seb pitzu deal

when 2 people make a deal that they are going to do something but both of them know that it is unlikely that they'll do it/ it actually happens but they talk like they will for sure do it/ it will for sure happen

person 1: there is a party tomorrow wanna come.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.

by pitzu January 29, 2020

it's a big deal okay

When you're a bitch about something and can't think of anything else to say

1: This is the worst!
2: I think you're overreacting
1: it's a big deal okay

by orangepengwin January 21, 2015