that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.
Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
by trenchancy April 10, 2009
Get the summer fuckermug. Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .
Scully- Dude your a summer crust.
Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.
Scully- Dude your a summer crust.
Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.
by KING DAVO December 2, 2009
Get the Summer Crustmug. When two people find company in each other even though they both have significant others. However, both of their significant others are out of town and this ends up in a secret relationship. Similar to a summer romance, but with more complications.
Joe: My girlfriend is out of town, so wanna be my summer rejoice?
Sarah: I'm so glad you asked, my boyfriend just left for vacation yesterday!
Sarah: I'm so glad you asked, my boyfriend just left for vacation yesterday!
by hashslingingslasher July 28, 2010
Get the summer rejoicemug. A fine cocktail crafted from 1 part fla-vor-ice pop, 1 part vodka. Cut up the popsicle into little pieces, then pour over your favorite vodka. You'll need to swirl it around for about 15 seconds before it tastes good - hence the name!
by rcalley July 11, 2014
Get the summer swirlermug. by Brandon Olsen May 27, 2008
Get the hoodies in summermug. Website that launched December 25, 2002 and features some of the hottest models that have ever donned a thong. Buffie the Body, Lyric and Khrysti Hill are in the numbers.
by Dwyane Darden August 5, 2007
Get the summer bunniesmug. Dude1: Yo, wanna go to Mardi Gras?
Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!
Dude1: Fuck yeah!
Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!
Dude1: Fuck yeah!
by Cruciverbalist June 21, 2007
Get the Sex Summermug.