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Baby Daddy Bullshit

When a father, who is no long with the mother of his child or children, acts out. Usually upon seperation with the mother of his child or children. This usually involves taking drastic measures in order to prove a point or to show ownership which he no longer has any.
1. Quitting his first job in 3 years to prove he's not gonna, "pay your rent" when all you asked for was help buying diapers. Even though you supported him for 4 years before you broke up. This is baby daddy bullshit.
2. Showing up at your home all hours of the night claiming to want to see their kid/s when they know that the child or children go to bed at 9:00PM.This is baby daddy bullshit.
3. Going through his baby mama's phone when she's not looking during schedule visitations or arrange drop offs of the child or children, then calling or texting which ever persons number they find to tell them that they are the baby daddy and that they better leave her alone. This is baby daddy bullshit.
by EmmaJeanius July 6, 2010
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Complete utter bullshit

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.
person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.
by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016
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Blue Bunny Bullshit

When something is just preposterously ridiculous, that you must add the extra "blue bunny" to the beginning of the phrase.

with it origins stemming from an incident involving a lack of honey mustard for chicken fingers due to a grand miscommunication between a customer and a snack bar whore while in the presence of Blue Bunny Ice Cream, blue bunny bullshit has stemmed into a prevalent exclamation at Archmere Academy thanks to the help of Bumblebee the Helsinki Street Rat
"I can't believe that he got DQ'd for being a ginger at the track meet"
-concerned friend

"i know man, that is some blue bunny bullshit right there"

-other concerned friend
by schlawesomeness February 22, 2011
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An argument made by an arguing party, after repeatedly presenting various claims or points that have been shot down by the other party (possibly citing sources), that has nothing to to do with the discourse, and often insults someone or some thing.

The main difference between this and a red herring or ad hominem is the preceeding claim/disproved process that is essentially ignored.

Named because this is often used by Republicans or Religious people, though it's applicable in any context.
A: Obama's not American!
B: Yes he is, and here's a copy of the birth record.
A: Obama is Hitler!
B: Nope, Hitler's dead, Obama's not, therefore Obama is not Hitler.
A: Obama's as bad as Hitler!
B: Obama has not directly caused the death of 11-17 million people, so no. (Wikipedia link)
A: Obamacare still sucks!
B: That was a bullshit republican argument that has nothing to do with what we just talked about, and I now think less of you for making that point, and less of me for allowing this conversation to go as long as it did before walking away. Good day.
by RekkenSanStopSpewingBS May 7, 2011
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Fluffy bullshit project

A high school or college project (usually a poster board display) that is graded mostly based on how it looks.
That algebra project is such a fluffy bullshit project. You'll only get a good grade if you use crayons and glitter.
by Anthony F. June 1, 2006
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Next level bullshit

When the bullshit that comes out of a persons mouth reaches a point of absolute nonsense.
"Dude the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't just bullshit. Its some next level bullshit. Like there is no point of going any further with this explanation dude. YOU'RE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
by exterminator2100 April 13, 2014
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Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.
A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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