married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill

Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

watch netflix and chill

Having sex

Claus: wanna watch Netflix and chill?
Mrs. Claus: sure, I'll have sex with you.

by Gothicvt November 17, 2015

Australian Netflix

The worst thing ever.

Australian Netflix is like cancer, it doesn't go away once it comes.

by JamieDuke May 28, 2015

Watch some Netflix and chill

*Not to be confused with Netflix and chill.* The Virgin version of Netflix and chill.

"Yeah all we did was just watch some Netflix and chill."
"Damn nigga how deep?"
"Four episodes deep. "

by gamingtdr November 20, 2015

Chill and watch netflix

Communicating with a potential mate and asking to hangout with the intent to murder that pussy. If she agrees to chill and watch Netflix, you are guaranteed a dry handjob

Hey nice tinder profile! Do you want to chill and watch Netflix?

by Dirtydan10 May 29, 2015

Nice shoes, wanna Netflix and chill?

A super-direct way to get in the door for a fuck. Netflix and chill, means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background. The compliment about the shoes, ensures this approach's effectiveness.

Bromigo 1: Yo, me and Karen totally just fucked to "Despicable Me 2"
Bromigo 2: Bruh...dude! How'd you get her to agree to that!?!
Bromigo 1: I said what any proper gentleman would, "Nice Shoes, wanna Netflix and Chill?"

by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015

Straight to Netflix

Describing a movie with such bad acting and terrible special effects. So much so that it could have been made in someone's back yard that it didn't go to theaters or even DVD, but it ended up on the popular movie website Netflix.

This film shouldn't have been screened, I wish it went straight to Netflix so we could watch the first ten minutes, turn it off and go back to watching Lost instead of wasting our money

by CaptainM May 1, 2014